Welcome to the land of run-on sentences
If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?
"I got your text. When you’re going through a 'Taylor Swift-like range of emotions,' I should come over, right?"
Think of a wonderful thought, any merry little thought.
“I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired. Also, I can’t sleep, I’m overeating, none of my old hobbies interest me.” - Sir Andy Dwyer
Hey guys, welcome to Fluffy Town. No smoking, no farting, and no pillow fighting.
I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms.
this is the way
Is butter a carb?
Barely a book review: Solutions and Other Problems by Allie Brosh
We are the weirdos, mister.
Next year all our troubles will be out of sight.
Let's stop this crazy whirligig of fun. I'm dizzy.
It won't cost much...JUST YOUR VOICE.
If you're out on the road, feeling lonely and so cold
Radiation is over!
Fire bad. Tree pretty.
If you had to choose, if you had to choose
the truth is out there
second verse, same as the first
How to Feel Normal: Orca Edition